Prompt: [WP] You are Gabe Newell, investigating yet another dead Half Life 3 dev. team.
“Please, Mr. Newell! The entire department’s already split into several roaming gangs again! Please, please let us work on something else before we’re forced to start eating one another!”
Gabe Newell sighed and popped another aspirin. “Fine. I’ll tell them they’re allowed to work on another set of hats for Team Fortress 2–“ he raised a finger to silence the intern’s grateful blubbering, ”–on the condition that each developer only makes one hat per class!“