Title: The Wrath of Heaven
Plot, or Lack Thereof: Kuno versus Kenshin, sort of.
Reason for Banishment: Both the premise and the execution were massively stupid.
By the whims of the dictatorial—
(A large, heavy anvil falls on narrator, crushing him. Excuse me while I find a temp.)
—almighty Authoress (praised be her name and please don’t hurt me), we bring to you the fateful battle between one Tatawake Kuno and Himura Kenshin.
Kuno: Foul sorcerer and enslaver of the beautiful firey Kaoru, and the fox-spirited Megumi! DIE!
Kuno: Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
(Kuno finds that his bokken has been sharpened down to a toothpick.)
Kenshin (feigned innocence): Oops. Did I use the wrong end of my sword again?
Kuno (furious): I FIGHT ON!
(Kuno proceeds to defeat Kenshin with the toothpick. Use your imagination here, folks.)
Kuno (proudly): Once again, justice triumphs! (turns to Kaoru) Dearest, sweetest Kaoru—(turns to Megumi) sly, crafty Megumi—I cannot decide—(pulls out microphone) I SHALL HAVE THEE BOTH!
(Kaoru and Megumi launch Kuno into Lower Earth Orbit)
(The Space Station)
Random Astronaut (looking out the window): Houston? We have a problem.