Ranma and Akane, despite standing back to back with arms crossed, peek at one another over their shoulders
Not that I like you or anything,
but you’re pretty cute,
especially when you smile.

Not that I’ve fallen for you or anything,
but my heart beats a little quicker when I see you,
especially when you give me that look.

Not that I care about you or anything,
but the next person that tries to lay a finger on you
will have to answer to ME.

Not that I’m jealous or anything,
but it really gets me riled up
when others fawn all over you like that.

Don’t get your hopes up or anything,
but I think we could get along
if we really tried.