"Man, this is so boring! When do we get to kick some fins? This just ain't fair... I've come all the way from home, hoping I'll have some fun, and what happens? Not a thing!!!!"

*Subito deactivated her hardsuit and strolled around the place, viewing the surroundings with a really bored expression on her face. She stopped suddenly when she noticed a dark passage between two houses.*

"Oho, what do we have here? Anyone in there?"

*When no-one gave her an answer, Subito went in*

"Uuuh, creepy... never thought there are dark places in this city... I wonder where this passage ends?"

*She continued on her way, through and over burned-out car wrecks and really ugly graffiti, when a loud noise caught her attention.*

"Hey! What was that!? Better check it out... but first... *dramatic pause* ACTIVATE HARDSUIT!!! *Transformation sequence* Now, let's see... where did this noise come from? Sounded like a fight."

*Sneaking carefully to where the fighting noises came from, she wondered who could it be who caused the sounds. She stopped and quickly glanced around a corner.*

"Ha! Take this, sons of a toaster!"

*Someone in some sort of hardsuit was being attacked by robots Subito had never seen before. They were hovering roughly one feet above the ground and were armed to the teeth. The lone person fought them bravely, but he was outnumbered by far.*

"Uh-oh, this looks like trouble. Better help him! Chaaaarge!"

*She leaped out and ran towards the hardsuited person, unleashing a devastating storm of laser shots, which took out half of the robots.*

"Are you alright? Seems you could need a hand."
"I'm okay. You cover me, I cover you!"

*Within seconds, the two of them blasted the remaining robots to pieces. Subito gave a relieved sigh, and then turned to the hardsuit-wearing person.*

"Now, after this's settled -- who are you?"
"Hm. Could ask _you_ the same question. I'm Z. You may know my brother; his name is X."
"X? As in Rockman X?"
"Yup, that's him. I'm the product of the Z series, a parallel to the X series. Anyway, who're you?"
"Me? I'm Subito."
"Well, thank you for your help, Subito. Not that I'd needed it, but..."
"YOU DIDN'T NEED IT??? You where about to be overrun by those... those... whatever they are! And you tell me you didn't need my help?"
"Hey, I was just... disadvantaged for a moment! Now, would you please do me the favor and leave me alone? I got work to do."

*Z turned around and started walking away. Subito was shaking with anger because of Z's behaviour. 'No-one treats me like that!' she thought, and caught up with Z.*

---

Well, if EVA A just stands around scratching itself, I'm going to start my own string... ^.~

WAHHH!SOMEBODY GET THIS THING OFF MEEEE!!;_;

* in wild panic,Jen is throwing around grenades and blowing stuff up because the denator is _STILL_ attached to her back!*

*stops and sscreams*SOMEBODY HELLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!@_@;;;

*ducks out of the way of a burning car as it smashes into a nearby wall,inches away from Matt-san and Flying-Monkey-sensei*

ummmm....Holy Toast?^_^;;;;

Cop: Excuse me young lady...

Officer: AGH!SHE'S ARMED?!What kind of imbecile---

Umm..my sensei..^_^

Officer: And who is your sensei?

Flying Monkey!!^_^

Officer: *rolls his eyes*Oh yeah,I'm supposed to believe that your sensei is a flying monkey...

but..but..buuutttt!Thats his _NAME_!!HE'S FLYING MONKEY-SENSEIIIIIIII!!!!!!;_;

Cop: *sarcasm*mhmmm...right....

*blinks*CAN SOMEBODY GET THIS BOMB OFF ME ALREADY?!....>o<;;

Cop: Yeah,sure we will,but your going to cour----

*SMASH!*

*a ton of people run and scream as Eva-05 comes stomping down the city,and stops,with one feet stepping over the cop's car*

Cop: MYYY CARRRR!MY FERRARIIIII!!!!;_;

*As Eva-05 looks like he's about to wreak havoc,he gets his little pinkey finger,and plucks off the denator strapped to Jen's back*

WAIIII!*hug*THANK YOU SO MUCH!^_^

Officer:hmm..I've seen a similar oen of those,'cept it was scratchin' its back..man these EVA's are weird...

THEY ARE NOT!;_;

*so Jen jumps into the entry plug of Eva-05 and stomps through the city,making sure no one is hurt,to get to the really weird acting EVA's*

Gourry: Aaaah Lina, what are we doing here?

Lina: Do you think I know??!! The so called, "evil twin" brought us here.

[Evil Laugh in background]

Amelia: "Evil Twin?"

Lina: Well, at least she claims she is. She's not as powerful as me and she wears a blue custom. Just like a normal blue uniform with a cape. And she getting on my nerves!!

Gourry: Then zap her with a Dragon Slave."

[Gasp in the background]

Lina: I guess I could, but I can't. Number 1, I don't see her anywhere! And number 2, she hasn't really "done" anything to me except say she's my evil twin and trapped us here in this room.

Amelia: I think that's enough reasons.

Lina: Ha! And you call yourself little miss justice! :P

Gourry: Well, make her show herself anyway, Lina.

Voice: No need, I'm already here.

[Smoke surronds the strange girl dressed in a blue uniform suit]

Lina: What took you so long to appear?

Amelia: She doesn't look at all nice!!

[The girl's serious expression turned into a small whimper]

Girl: W-w-hat do you mean not nice?????

Amelia: *seeing her face* Well, you just didn't look...nice to be with.

[The girl's face turned into a big smile and ran up to Amelia]

Girl: Not nice?? Sorry, I didn't mean to seem unfriendly!! *started to hug Amelia* My name is Kelly, Kelly Inerse!!!

[The girl dropped Amelia and smiled in satisfaction]

Girl: So, what do you think??

Lina: Kelly, "Inerse???"

Kelly: Yep, your evil twin!!

[Kelly Tries to laugh evily]

Lina: Hhhhmm, you are NOT evil. Rezo might pass for an evil person, but you are not evil.

Kelly: *eyes watering* I am too evil! I know all of you black magic spells, too!!

[Lina, Gourry, and Amelia all screamed]

Gourry: You know the, Dragon Slave????

Amelia: Lina's secrete of all secretes, the Giga Slave?????

Kelly: *scratches head and laughs* Okay, well not ALL of your spells. I don't know the Dragon Slave or the Giga Slave.

[Everyone sighs in relief]

Lina: Good, for a minute I thought you were a nice match for me too.

Kelly: MATCH??? I wouldn't even dream of it.  You're way too powerful for me.  Don't think I don't know, I've seen all 8 episodes of the TV series, "The Slayers." And the Slayers Movie.

Lina: *eyes shimmering and hands around sides of her face* Aaaah, I'm such a great star. *giggle*

Gourry and Amelia: Yeah, whatever.

Kelly: Do you guys mind if I travel with you, for a while??? PLEASE!!! And maybe teach me some powers Lina?

Lina: I don't know about teaching powers, but we'll be glad to have you along! Just lose your outfit.

Kelly: *blushes* Oh, okay. Maybe you can help me pick out an outfit. But anyway, thanks! You won't regrete this!

Lina: Yeah, whatever you say. (Thinks: I'll regrete this BIG time.)

*It's a long message, but it's over!!*

Aerith: >_< CLOUD-KUUUUN!!!!!! How many times must I _tell_ you?!!! It's AERITH, not AERIS!!!! How dare you give in to the evil English dubbers!!!!!

Tifa: ^^;;; Ne, Cloud-kun, haven't you already gotten over this?

Aerith: >_< CLOUD-KUUUUN!!!!!! How many times must I _tell_ you?!!! It's AERITH, not AERIS!!!! How dare you give in to the evil English dubbers!!!!!

Tifa: ^^;;; Ne, Cloud-kun, haven't you already gotten over this?

*after about 20 minutes of a useless chase Czarina finally trips johnny and regains her popcorn only to find the bag empty*

Czarina: *stares longingly into baggie* baka-head. so we have nothing to do but stare at the Eva... *sigh*

Fajii Usagi: Hey why don't we go to this bar that Tifa runs. that might be fun.

Czarina: but your an under age rabbit!!!

Fajii Usagi: ~.~ like it matters- c'mon... it's something to do.

Washing Machine: Hey i'm coming!

*they arrive at the bar* Fajii Usagi: Hallo miss... carrot juice for me and a root beer plus for the lady and some detergent for the washing machine. thank you! ^_^ *Tifa presents the drinks* Czarina: *starry eyes* O wow! Tifa! My hero!!! *drinks rootbeer and looks around* hey... it's... it's a Sailor Moon pinball game! duuuuude... let's go play... *on the way over a mysterious person at a table trips Czarina* hey... just who do you think you are... grrr.....

Fiore: are you talking to me?

Czarina: yeah- wait a minute... aren't you that evil guy whose obssessed with mamoru?

Fiore: nani?! you know mamoru? YOU LEFT MAMORU ALL ALONE! YOU ARE EVIL AND MUST BE DESTROYED! *vines begin to snake down from the walls nonchalantly*

Czarina: anno... nani... what are you talking about? i don't even know mamoru personally! anno. *vines begin to snake around Czarina's legs* ^o^;;;; erkk somebody help meeeee!!!! *whips out katana and tries to ward of vines* FAJII!!!!

Fajii Usagi and Washing Machine: 83 bunches of carrots on the wall... 83 bundles of carrooooots...

Czarina: man... i could really use some aid here... eek! *slashes vines*

---

will Czarina ever defeat Fiore?... will Fiore ever get a grip? and will Fajii and the washing machine ever sober up?....

Fajii Usagi: hurrr.... haarrr... oooo *guzzle guzzle* i'm not drunk! *falls off barstool* why the barstool ran away from me... oooo @.@

tune in next time... ^_~

Johnny: *sipping on a drink* You callin' ME baka-head?! Who started the chasin', huh?

???: Right he is! Stupid human!

Johnny: Hey, who're you? You look like... yeah, you look like one of them Proto 4's from the Factory in 2300AD!!! *draws plasma blaster* What'cha doin' here?

Proto 4: ^^;; Hey, hey, I'm just having a drink, 'kay? *sullen* It's hard for a Class 4 Droid to take his day off these days... ^~^ you get inna bar, everybody jumps up, draws whatever weapon he's got, and you're lucky if you come outta there and you lost just one arm.

Johnny: Geez, didn't know bein' a droid is that strenous... gomen! *puts blaster away*

Proto 4: Strenous? STRENOUS?!? Boy, you just have no idea... three or four lost limbs a day is the absolute minimum. Now were am I supposed to get the credits to pay the mechanics who put me together again, when everyone is about to pull my plug out and shut me off? Just ain't fair, just ain't...

Johnny: X_x;;; Gosh! Tifa, one stiff double for me 'n' my friend!

Proto 4: Friend? Did you say friend? Really? As in ... friendship?

Johnny: Yeah, I said friend, so I did.

Proto 4: Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyou!!!!!! *hugs Johnny*

Johnny: *sweatdrops* *trying to catch his breath* Not ... so ... tight ... please?

Proto 4: *releases Johnny* Anno... gomen, Johnny-chan.

Johnny: It's okay. But... DON'T YOU EVER DARE TO CALL ME JOHNNY-CHAN AGAIN!!!

Proto 4: Gomen, Johnny-chan. ^^;;;

Johnny: *sighs* Hey, Tifa-babey, what about our drinks?

---

Aaah, isn't friendship something wonderful?
Proto 4: You-- *hiccup* you absholut'ly write, Mr Narrator-san. Me an'-- *hiccup* an' Johnny-chan ar' besht frien's, ain't we, Johnny-chan?
Johnny: Just shtop callin' me chan, will-- *hiccup* willya?

*Jen stops her EVA in the parking lot,at the nearby Mcdonalds*

Cashier:Hello!May I take your or---AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

umm.yeah!I'd like a cheeseburger with fries!^_^

*shrugs and looks at the "audience"* Well,so what?!I'm hungry!^_^

Manager: A GIANT ROBOT THING IN THE PARKING LOT?!?!?!?!

Cashier:*holding in a scream*ah..here you go Mr.Eva-sir-machine.....

*the Eva plucks it with its finger and walks away*

Some guy: Whoa..that thing has a really _WEIRD_ smile....

*Jen suddenly stops and looks at the EVA"s,which appear to be doing the macerena!*

@_@;;;

Rei!Anyone!This is REALLY WEIRD!*Jen can't help but to burst out laughing at the site of the beserk EVA's doing the macerena*

Johnny: *still drunk* Hey, hash an'one sheen shat-- *hiccup* shat black-hair'd gal lately?

Twostein: You mean Subito? No, not lately.

Proto 4: Who'sh-- *trips over a chair and pours out his drink* Oh, shorry. Who'sh Shub-- *hiccup* Shubito, Shohnny-tshan?

Johnny: *bonks Proto on the head* Will you shtob call'n' m' Shohnny-*hic*-tshan already?

Proto 4: Gom'n, Shohnny-tshan. Won't call you Shohnny-tshan no more.

Johnny: You're-- *hic* you're a dope, Proto.

Proto 4: Shank you, Shohnny-tshan.

Johnny: You 'now what, Proto ol' tshap? M' shinksh-- m' shinksh we need shome klatchian coffee. *shouts* TIII~~~~~FFAAA!!!!!!! Two cupsh o' klatchian coffee!!

Tifa: 'Red Desert Special' or 'Curly Mountain Straight'?

Johnny: Bosh miksh'd togeth'r. 'm not only gonna be shober, 'm gonna be very, VERY shober. Eksh-- ekshtr'mly shober. Right-- *hic* right over to she osher shide of shobriety.

Tifa: One 'Curly Red Desert Mountain Straight Special', coming right up! *whispers to Aerith* Get the whiskey with the skull on it and the sign '120% Pure Alcohol'. Just as a precaution. *puts two glasses in front of Johnny and Proto. The drink's making fizzing sounds and bubbles burst on its surface* Your coffee.

Johnny: Shank you, Tifa-babey. You're 'n angel. *Johnny and Proto take up their drinks* T'your healsh, tshap. Bott'msh up! *they empty their cups in one gulp* *Tifa ducks behind the bar and puts her hands over her ears*

Johnny: ...

Proto 4: ...

Johnny: ...

Proto 4: ...

Johnny: Ack! Uck! Ook! Argl! Gargl! *starts making funny faces*

Proto 4: Goo! Eek! Owowowowow! Whoooo! *makes odd contortions*

Johnny: ... *eyes widen*

Proto 4: ... *mouth drops open*

*both scream in unison and at top of their voice*

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

Tifa: The whiskey, Aerith! Fast! They gone too far to the other side! *pours the whiskey into Johnny's mouth, then into Proto 4's*

*they stop screaming*

Johnny: Urgl! Ock! ...

Proto 4: Eek! Gaaa! ...

Johnny: ...

Proto 4: ...

Johnny: Phew! Thanks, Tifa-babey. I needed that. *steam rises from his ears*

Proto 4: Wheeeeow! *coughs sparks* Whooha! Great! Let's do that again!

Johnny: *sweatdrops* No thanks. Once a year is enough for me.

Proto 4: Ow, c'mon!

Johnny: I said, NO THANKS!

Proto 4: §&$%@#...

Johnny: Now, where were we? Ah, yeah. Subito. Where'd she go?

Proto 4: Dunno. She pretty?

Johnny: Heck, yeah! But bad-tempered as well.

Proto 4: She got a bat's temper? Boy, she must be weird!

Johnny: Baka! Bad-tempered! Not Bat-tempered!

Proto 4: All the same to me. Bad-tempered, bat-tempered, where's the difference?

Johnny: *sweatdrops*...

---

For all who wonder what klatchian coffee is: read "Men At Arms", or any other book of Terry Pratchett Discworld novels. They're GREAT!

*Jen walks into the bar munching on a Mcdonalds cheeseburger*

moochi Ha!^_^

Yumi:@_@;oro?

*gulps* I meant:KONNICHI WA!More like "Ohayo Gozaimasu!" where I live =P

*stops in front of the two drunk people and takes a seat* *munchmunchmunch*hmm..would you like.....some french fries?^____^

Yumi:hehe...YES!*steals the box from Jen and devours french fries*

~_~;;; *sigh*