|Dot Warner (dotchan) wrote in egc,|
@ 2003-12-09 00:46:00
This Farce Has Gone On Long Enough
The Bar. Zepplin has just divulged that his interest doesn't lie in women.
Jenova (dismayed): WHAAAT?
Zepplin (kind of embarrassed): Yeah, sorry. I like guys.
Tifa (mischievously): Aha! So that's why you took Dives in as a roommate!
Dives, lurking in the kitchen so he can eavesdrop, alternately pales and blushes.
Zepplin (flushes a bit): Well, sort of. He seemed really bummed out, so I offered to let him crash at my place. I don't really think I have much of a chance with him, though...
Tifa (winks): You won't know until you try, right?
Zepplin (scratches his head and chuckles): Aheh...
Before the conversation gets any more awkward, the door of the bar opens, and Mira strides in with the Sanitation Crew behind her. She does a quick scan of the room, sees Zepplin, and a look of utter hatred comes across her face. Then she smirks.
Mira: Hmph. You thought that pathetic disguise can fool me?
Zepplin (not getting it): Huh?
The Sanitation Crew members step forward, grab Zepplin's arms, force them behind him, and cuff him securly.
Tifa (crossing her arms): What's the meaning of arresting my busboy?
She hands Tifa a summons to appear in court to testify in "Ijishi vs. Dot Warner", and passes out similar ones to Dives and a few other patrons.
Mira: Don't be late, now.