Title: Marry Me. Like, For Serious.
Request: None (misplaced comment).
Warnings: None.
Original Link: http://teagueful.livejournal.com/45690.html?thread=19626618#t19626618

Phoenix rolled his eyes. “For crying out loud, Larry, can’t you fanboy like a regular person? How many internet wives do you have now?”

“I’m serious this time!” Larry declared. “This is the most awesome thing that has ever been awesomed. I love it!”

Phoenix wanted to find a wall and bang his head into it, von Karma style. “It’s just the Steel Samurai Kink Meme.”

“So? It’s still awesome!” Larry clapped Phoenix on the shoulder, hard. “And you’re awesome for telling me about it! But since I don’t want to marry you, let’s just settle for being best friends forever, okay?”

With friends like this, who needs enemies? Phoenix had to wonder.