Title: Taken Down a Notch
Request: The worst pickup line ever.
Warnings: Groin shot.
Original Link: http://teagueful.livejournal.com/43057.html?thread=18810929#t18810929
The nerve of that—that—a million and more insults flitted through Franziska’s mind, and when she could not settle on one she decided to seethe in silence.
Refer to her as a “wild filly”, would he? Then she would teach that Godot that she was not to be trifled with.
“I cannot believe someone like him could even exist in his day and age!” She was ranting out loud now, but she did not care. Let him hear and tremble at her wrath! “I would be willing to bet that he even thinks women should ‘stay in the kitchen’, or whatever it is those stupid caricatures for masculinity think is supposed to be the right order of the universe!”
“You’re right,” a smooth voice purred into her ear. “You don’t belong in the kitchen.” A pair of rough hands circled around her waist. “You belong in my bed.”
Fraziska’s response was to spin around and punch the man in the privates.
“It is hardly your place to dictate where I belong, fool,” she declared as he wheezed in pain. She wondered if she should also whip him for good measure, but he seemed to have gotten the point well enough.
Besides, he might even be the kind of degenerate into that sort of thing.
Unnecessarily Long and Tiresome Authoress’ Notes:
Sorry about the grievous bodily harm to Godot there, but he could use a little humbling given all the delicious sex he gets everywhere else in the meme.