Title: The Count
Request: Manfred was bitten by a vampire
Warnings: None
Original Link: http://teagueful.livejournal.com/35657.html?thread=11013961#t11013961

Edgeworth stared. And stared. And stared. “Wright. Please tell me we are hallucinating.”

Wright was doing a perfect impression of a fish. “Okay. We’re hallucinating.”

But Manfred von Karma was still standing behind the glass, still cackling like a madman: “Two lawyers coming to visit me. Two. TWO! A-HA-HA!”

(Both lawyers would swear later that they heard lighting crackle in the distance.)

Neither man noticed that an embarrassed Franziska had joined them. She sighed. “Father has been like this for as long as I can remember. He was able to control himself in public, but—”

Three lawyers. Three. THREE! A-HA-HA!”

Franziska flushed to the roots of her hair. “It is so humiliating! Why could he not have been bitten by a normal vampire like anyone else visiting Transylvania?”