“Why are you doing this, Sigma? Why are you betraying the humans who gave you life?”

“You know the answer, X, just as well as I do.”

“Don’t tell me you’re still pissed about the whole titanium underwear thing.”

“Pissed? I’m absolutely fucking furious! What the hell was Cain thinking, giving us human emotions and desires, and then locking us up in these horrid chastity belts?”

“There’s always, uh, self-love, you know.”

“—you can do that?”

“Sure. How else did you think I survived thirty years of being locked up in a capsule without going insane?”

“Show me, right now.”

Unnecessarily Long and Tiresome Authoress’ Notes:
Based on a snarky LJ post I wrote a while back, and the even snarkier comment a friend made in response.