Zenigata clapped the handcuffs around the bewildered man’s wrists. “Aha! I finally got you this time, Lupin! Did you think that you could fool me? Honestly! Flaunting your name around like that! And teaching in a school for, what was it, ‘wizards’? Don’t make me laugh!”

The man stared alternately at Zenigata and his hands. “I think you’ve made a mistake, sir. Being one of ‘those’ is hardly grounds for arrest.”

“Don’t play dumb with me!” Zenigata began dragging Lupin towards his squad car. “You’re not getting away from me, Arsene Lupin III, no matter what!”

“—my name is Remus.”

Unnecessarily Long and Tiresome Authoress’ Notes:
The dangers of sharing last names with an internationally wanted criminal, mwaha.