“Sweet Serenity” my ass. Everything about Gan Ning is loud. He walks loud, talks loud, eats loud, shits loud, snores loud. He’s crass, lewd, egotistical, and a Grade A jerk.

And don’t get me started on those tattoos. They mark him for the rest of his life as a criminal, a pirate, and a low-class scumbag no matter how many battles he fights in or how many people he kills.

Worst of all, I can’t stop liking him. Everything about him that should be annoying only makes me like him even more.

Well, at least he isn’t loud in bed.

Unnecessarily Long and Tiresome Authoress’ Notes:
Gan Ning mystery pairing inspired by Dynasty Warriors 5. Use your imaginations to fill in the blanks.
“Sweet Serenity” is what Gan Ning’s name translates to, more or less, making his personality in the game that much more ironic.