Walter noticed Seras moping again. “Something wrong, Miss Victoria?”

Seras sighed. “No-one told me life was going to be this way.”

“Ah.” Walter smiled. “Let me guess: your employment is a joke, your finances are a mess, and your romantic prospects are as lifeless as the ghouls you hunt?”

Seras nodded. “Something like that. Uh, no offense to Hellsing.”

“Of course.” Walter adjusted his monocle and winked. “And you don’t have to suffer alone. I shall always be there for you.”

Now Seras finally caught on. “I didn’t know you watch that show.”

“I don’t.” Walter smiled wider. “Alucard does.”

Unnecessarily Long and Tiresome Authoress’ Notes:
The irony, if you didn’t know, is that Friends is a show inspired by Coupling, another show that was already running in Great Britain.