Integra couldn’t help but stare as Alucard chuckled and removed the stake she was sure had struck deep enough to debilitate him. “I hope you didn’t think I’d fold so easily, daughter of Hellsing.”

She kept her face carefully blank as the room filled with bats. “For a second there, yeah, I kind of did.”

Alucard laughed even louder. “Silly rabbit.”

Integra dodged frantically, fishing through her pockets and counting her remaining silver bullets. Not enough. Never enough. “Trix are for—”

“—kids,” Alucard finished, appearing behind her and placing the yellow smiley-faced sticker on her back. “Tag. I win. Again.”

Unnecessarily Long and Tiresome Authoress’ Notes:
Inspired by the drabbles over at the Bloody Shorts LJ community, the prompt being “use a quote from Kill Bill” or something like that.
I’m imagining this as a (somewhat anachronistic) training session for young Integra, but I suppose it could have happened any time in their relationship.