“Look, old geezer, I don’t care if you’re the Prince of the Motherfucking Darkness. Just stay the hell out of my way and let me do my job.”

“Whatever you say, boy.”

“That’s ‘Hellboy’ to you, jackass.”

“Interesting name.”

“Like you’re one to talk, ‘Dracula backwards’.”


“Hey, watch out—oh, nevermind.”

“Pumping ghouls full of lead gets boring after a while.”

“You’re such an insufferable showoff.”

“Thank you. By the way, incoming Vatican dog alert.”

“Got it—the hell?”

“Oops, forgot to mention that the Judas priest is a regenerator.”

“You did that on purpose.”


“I hate you.”

Unnecessarily Long and Tiresome Authoress’ Notes:
Why not? The settings are similar enough to cross over without too many issues.