Hiko woke to the sound of his young disciple screaming. “What’s all the fuss? You could wake the dead with that noise!”

“Blood,” Kenshin stuttered.

“It’s not like you haven’t seen gallons of it already.” Hiko was about to go back to sleep when he noticed exactly where the blood was located. “Oh. Well, this might be problematic.”

Kenshin looked as if he—no, she—was about to faint.

“I suppose your parents never explained to you about the facts of life.” Hiko sighed as Kenshin shook her head wordlessly. “Lovely.” Hiko sighed again. “Well, for starters, you’re a girl.”

Unnecessarily Long and Tiresome Authoress’ Notes:
Inspired by, of all things, a Sano x Kenshin dojinshi where Kenshin gets pregnant. I wish I were making that up.